What’s covered in cling film and swings through the bell tower in a cathedral?A. The lunch pack of Notre Dame!A story from Reltney McFee New Joke Ca...didate.The Flood JokeThere was this guy, lived in New Orleans. The news announced that The! Big! Hurricane! Was on the way, and everybody ought to evacuate to higher ground, inland.The guy shrugged, and said, “I will trust in The Lord!”The storm approached closer, water was running in the streets. The police drove through, over their loudspeakers. I was primarily going to be working by myself that morning anyway, so I apprehensively agreed.I was perspiring, fidgety and distracted on the way to Marjorie's house. I almost got into two accidents. It took all the self-control I had to compose myself by the time I knocked on her door.When she answered the door we gave each other forced smiles and hesitant hugs. We made some small talk while she served us tea and biscotti. We never made eye contact for more than a few seconds at a time.. .....I had the week off work and as the weather was so nice I decided to go to one of the beautiful parks York had with a book and take advantage of the warm weather. I threw a few bits into my messenger bag and wandered into town. I arrived in the gardens around lunchtime and it seemed everyone else in the city had the same idea! I found a spot a little out of the way from the crowds though and sat on the grass gazing up at the sun for a moment; maybe it’s not all bad I thought to myself, at. It was an expression mixed with pain, surprise, and pleasure. I stayed still and kissed her face. "I am sorry. Are you alright?" What a silly question I could think of. "It really hurts." She closed her eyes like she was waiting for the pain to go away. And I started to feel that her virgina was so tight that my penis didn't feel too comfortable. It felt like someone tight my penis with rubber band and I could feel that my blood couldn't go through. "It doesn't really feel like everybody said.".
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